I, Joseph Lizzi, will not take any blame or responsibility for any 
damage of any kind resulting from the misuse, abuse, or even normal use of 
this program. All responsibility to make sure this program is safe relies 
on the user of the program. However, I have tested these programs pretty 
throughly and am sure that they shouldn't cause any damage whatsoever.

    If this scares you, then maybe this program isn't for you. If you're 
afraid that this program will turn your Super-VGA moniter and card into a 
lousy CGA-only moniter and card, then don't use this program. If you think 
that this program will reduce your 33-Mhz 386 into a 2-Mhz 8088, then 
don't use it. If you're scared that the program will convert your 
super-duper multi-tasking and your great word processers into simplified 
BASIC programs, then don't use it. If you're sure that running the program 
will turn your super 38.4k baud modem into a 300 baud piece of junk, or 
that your hard disk will suddenly decide to go from 80-megs to 10, or that 
your 16-megs of memory will be reduced to 256K, THEN DON'T USE THIS 
PROGRAM!

    If you do decide to use this program, and your keyboard decides it 
wants to type in Greek and your 1.44 meg floppy reduces itself to 160k, 
and your 1,000 cps laser printer starts printing at 100 cps in dot-matrix, 
and if your favorite 3-D CAD program that can put 500 colors on the screen 
at once suddenly does only black and white and a 2-D display, THEN DON'T 
BLAME ME - IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT THESE THINGS HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!

    (Of course, the last 2 paragraphs of this file are provided for a good 
laugh only)